Friday, April 29, 2011

Day 20-22 -Chi-City, back to some familiar territory and commentary on the trail of destruction I have left in my path

Current location: Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin
Time / distance traveled since last post: About 5 hours, about 300 miles
Total time / distance traveled: About 93 hours, about 6150 miles


I write to you tonight from the Russell family home in Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin, where I am currently sitting in my late grandfather's chair, drinking a half and half (Guinness layered on top of Bass, not to be confused with a black and tan, which is Guinness and Harp) and watching the news, which is currently alternating coverage between the disastrous tornadoes of the American south and coverage of the royal wedding (a cumbersome lot of news to balance). It's hard for me to verbalize just what this house and the people in it mean to me, but I'll attempt that later. First, I have some serious comments to make.

As you well know from my accounts of days 3&4 of my trip, I had an incredible visit to a small western Alabama town called Tuscaloosa, home of the University of Alabama, whose locals welcomed me with open arms and helped me have what was unquestionably the best night out of the entire trip. This afternoon I was shocked to find that several tornadoes of unprecedented size and power had ripped through the south yesterday, leaving lines of destruction from Louisiana all the way up to Virginia. Having traveled through these states very recently, all of a sudden these disasters seemed that much more real than Katrina or anything of the like ever had before. I was particularly disheartened to find that the hardest hit state was Alabama, with almost 200 confirmed dead as of the broadcast, and instantly I thought of Ella. Just looking at the path lines that CNN was drawing for the various tornadoes it appeared as though Tuscaloosa was safe, but that her home in northern Alabama may have been hit. My heart raced as I frantically rummaged through my emails for her phone number. Right before texting her I looked back up at the television to find that Tuscaloosa was actually the hardest hit of the storm, with almost a mile-wide funnel that completely wiped-out much of the town. Quickly I thumbed together some semblance of a message and sent it to her, waiting nervously and hoping for a quick reply. Very soon she sent a text back. Good. Ella is safe.

She had explained to me that though much of the town is entirely leveled, her personal side of town wasn't hit by the touch-down and thus she and her property are safe and sound. Judging by her good humor on the matter it would seem as though the majority of the people for whom she cares are likely safe and not amongst the most heavily impacted themselves. As I breathed a huge sigh of relief, she continued to describe the area that had been hit the hardest, which was where I had spent my early evening before going to the bar district that night, and where I had worked-out the following morning. It's so surreal that a place that I had visited so very recently for the first and possibly only time, which had been developing to the state at which I saw it over countless years, is suddenly leveled. That really hit me hard.

Prior to this trip I was always immensely nostalgic when it came to places I had been, almost to a fault. Any time that I would be leaving a place for what could likely be the last time, such as a house at which I had spent a lot of time that was being sold or a city to which I may not ever return, I would always turn and look back as I departed, trying to leave the perfect final snapshot implanted in my memory. Maybe I would end up missing the place, maybe not, but never after the fact did a feeling ever come over me that even touched on the feeling I would have just as I was leaving. I kind of view the amount of emotion that I put into locations to be rather silly, kind of how its silly to think of how a hoarder couldn't bear to throw out some misshapen wood block of no sentimental relevance whatsoever. The true motivating factor behind this trip has been the need to finally squash this unnecessary difficulty in leaving things behind and just moving on. The mechanism of this evolution is to tie-together the country in my mind as a place that is very tangible and very reachable, understanding that though I leave one place that it continues to go on without me, possibly as though I was never there, BUT THAT'S OKAY! I need to really get through to myself to say that it's all going to be okay whenever I make any decision that leaves an untraveled road behind me. You can't travel every road, after all, and even if some day on your dying day if you were to say that you traveled them all, you can't say that you ever stayed on the same one, if only to see what that road presented in another time.

Shit's getting deep, son.

What I'm trying to say in all of this is that on this trip, for the first time in my life, I do not feel the need to look back as I'm departing to get one possibly final glimpse of my surroundings, because I realize that I've no clue what the future holds and that as we may all die at any moment, every time you leave somewhere could be the last time that you do it. The destruction of Tuscaloosa was a huge test of this new found clarity, and though a disaster that is hurting so many people (to whom my heart truly does go out) has rendered my experience in T-town impossible to ever relive, I know that the place and time in my memory is forever unique and intact. Kind of cool for at least a little bit of a silver lining to come out of this cloud, right?

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming:

When last I wrote I was bedding-down in another Days Inn in the eastern Iowa town of Davenport. Not five minutes after clicking "Publish Post" I was asleep, and seemingly not five minutes later I woke up (actual time, 7:15am). After showering, dressing, packing, and even a quick nibble at the "continental breakfast," I was off. My first stop was the Valvoline in town, as I had run my car almost 1000 miles over the recommended 3000 per batch of oil (it had been largely agreed and later confirmed by the mechanics that with all highway driving over a short period of time that this was perfectly fine to do). Freshly lubed, oiled and filtered, I was back on the road by 8:20am, which had me 40 minutes ahead of schedule to meet my surprise special guest in Chicago by noon. A few minutes later I found myself crossing the Mississippi River into Illinois:


As you can see, it was a bit rainy. Evidently I have been cursing the lands to which I have been traveling with dismal weather since San Diego (and I suppose the entire south if you put enough of a time delay on the initial stages of the effect). The rest of the ride through Illinois presented much more of the same with corn fields and cows to boot. Upon getting closer to the Chicago metropolitan area, a sad thing happened. I paid a toll for the very first time on this entire trip, including travel across bridges, through tunnels, etc. Granted, the tolls were only a few cents a piece and my EZ-Pass picked-up the tab, but it does go to show that tolls are a very eastern US concept. It also goes to show that if you want to drive from coast to coast without paying tolls, go through the south (just watch out for tornadoes). Moving closer to the city I began seeing more and more housing developments that faded into towns that faded into ghettos that faded into Culver's locations, that eventually faded into the city of Chicago itself. Maneuvering (slowly) through the city, I found myself at the threshold of the Hampton Inn on the corner of Illinois St. and Dearborn Ave., in the swanked-out River North neighborhood of the city. Dropping my car off with the valet (who was visually shocked by the heavy packing thereof) I went into the hotel and ascended to the room where my special guest was staying. Stepping out of the elevator I could see her down the hallway: my mom!

Due to an unfortunate combination of phobias, my mom hasn't flown in over 15 years, and as such has not been farther than a day's drive from Ambler, Pennsylvania in a good while, which means that she has not been to the Russell family house in Fort Atkinson, WI for a visit in far too long (since well before my father was buried here). Upon my offer to drive her back home if she could just suck it up (perhaps with the influence of some liquid courage) and fly-in one way, she was very intrigued. Alas, instead of the dangerous 2 hour flight to Milwaukee, my mom opted for the much more, in her mind, reasonable route: a train ride from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh, 4 hour layover, and overnight train ride from Pittsburgh to Chicago, with a duration of 21 hours. Still, I love the woman, and she IS footing the bill for the hotel and food in Chicago, so I won't bust her chops too badly!

After quickly settling-in to the room in by far the ritziest (and most expensive) hotel in which I had stayed on this trip (even more so than the Monte Carlo in Vegas), we set-off for our day out. Hailing a cab so as to avoid walking in the dismal weather, we traveled to lunch about 10 blocks south of the hotel. During this ride I was able to get my bearings as being in the middle of downtown Chicago (which is a huge metropolitan area outside of downtown), complete with countless blocks of swanky restaurants like The Chophouse and Harry Caray's and skyscrapers, including the Sears Tower itself (now called the Willis Tower, an updated name which I shall choose not to use):


After a short ride we arrived at our destination: Berghoff Restaurant. A restaurant as old as Chicago itself, the German fare of Berghoff had carried the once pub and brewery through the prohibition years, during which time the joint served near-beer (and probable bootlegged out of the basement I'm sure). Finally, upon repeal of prohibition, Bernhoff was the first to get in line for its liquor license, earning them the unique liquor license number 1, which it still keeps on display:


Considering that the bulk of prohibition era gangster folklore takes place in Chicago and the almost certain shady involvement of Berghoff, we thought this would be the perfect way to start the Russell takeover of the town. My mom had been smart enough to book a reservation for lunch, seeing how it is secretary's week, and we were quickly seated at a strong wooden table in a restaurant that seems to have tried its very best not to evolve alongside society. We were quickly presented with a basket of German rye bread, and placed our orders.

Being a big fan of craft beer and authentic German food, I ordered a Berghoff Dark Lager and a Schlattplatte with a side of Spätzle. The beer was a clean lager with above-average hopping and heavier malts than your typical lager, resulting in the darker color and a certain maltiness that lends flavor without lending weight to an already heavy meal. The Schlattplatte is a mix of different German meat dishes, including Bratwurst (white veal sausage), Knackwurst (a kielbasa-like pork sausage) and cured pork chop, all mixed together in a heaping bowl of Sauerkraut (in German you capitalize all nouns, FYI). The pork chop was tasty, with just a hint of ham flavor to add salt and moisture to the meat. The Bratwurst and Knackwurst were by far the highlight of the dish, and were some of the best I had ever sampled, each having more of the flavors of their natural meats with accentuating but not overpowering spices and seasonings in the sausage mix (which often end up so over-seasoned that the meat flavor is lost entirely and all you have is a fancy hot dog). The Sauerkraut was outstanding, cooked with caraway seeds and I do believe a little brown sugar to cut the heavy pickled flavor and reduce the vinegar presence to just the right point. The Spätzle is a side dish of egg "pasta", much more akin to a gnocchi than to a noodle, which serves as the perfect starch to a German feast bereft of potatoes.



My mother's choice was the Jägerschnitzel, which was a sauteed pork cutlet served with mushrooms and roasted root vegetables in a Jägermeister-infused sauce, with the tang of an Asian glaze and the weight of a gravy, also served with Spätzle. From my bite of the Schnitzel, I will only say that I will be looking-up recipes for Jäagerschnitzel the next time I buy a bottle of Jäger only to realize that it is a horrible, liquer.



Overall we were VERY satisfied with lunch, and next walked through the rain and the street corner preachers (complete with open guitar case for tips... kind of takes away the impact there, bud) to the Art Institute of Chicago. My mother and I both revere fine art and enjoy museums, so we decided that this would be a good rainy day activity for us to share. Little did we know what an incredible collection of works we were soon to behold.

After paying $30 for admission (only $12 of which was for me, since I've retained my student ID through the years) we immediately walked towards my mother's top destination, Grant Wood's American Gothic. A few steps later and there they were, the farmer and his pitchfork with his unwed daughter in front of their Gothic country home. Upon admiring the fine detail of the work, yet noticing some very human flaws in some of the brushwork, this began my thinking about what it is that I personally like about fine art. After all, I can see almost perfect scans of these pieces all over the internet, so why bother to see them in person? Over the course of many exhibits and collections it became clearer to me that I admire art much as I admire music, from the perspective of the artist, wondering forever "Could I have made this?" Though visual art is not my medium by any means, I do enjoy seeing such iconic pieces in person so that I might realize that they are so very human and flawed, and that I shouldn't be too hard on my own works for having flaws, seeing that the standard of greatness is not infallible.

Throughout our walk through the museum my mother and I did not always agree on the pieces we beheld (she took a much more "I wouldn't pay a penny for this whole collection" perspective of certain modern art works than I as I grew bored of beholding the renaissance tapestries that she adored) we were both blown away by the size and significance of the museum's collection. Amongst countless works to the likes of Kandinskys, Pollocks, Dalis and the sort, paintings like Picasso's The Old Guitarist and Monet's Waterlilies and House of Parliament series' took our breaths away to see in person, and then we walked into a room of a dozen original pieces by Vincent Van Gogh, including my all-time favorite of his self portraits (link here http://redtreetimes.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/van-gogh-self-portrait.jpg ). Naturally I had to get a picture with Vinny himself:


No trip to Chicago would be complete without the reenactment of at least one Ferris Bueller's Day Off scene (and since I didn't know of any parades scheduled for that day)...


Staring at Seraut's A Sunday on La Grand Jatte was pretty cool, regardless of photo op. This was by far the most impressive museum collection I had ever seen, even compared to the MoMA in Manhattan where I had been graced by Starry Night and The Persistence of Memory. During a final pass through the north wing of the museum I looked at what was the most beautiful wall-sized mural of the Chicago sky line, complete with bright blue skies accented by fluffy white clouds. Taking a closer look I all of a sudden realized that this was actually a lightly frosted window, and that I was actually looking at the city itself! Nice, the weather had cleared out!

Uplifted, we left the museum and walked-out into a partly sunny Chicago with a perfect mid 60s temperature that all of a sudden brought color and life to the city. Taking advantage of the weather, we began walking north through Grant Park towards the Navy Pier, which juts out from the river into Lake Michigan. In the park there were several sculptures and fountains that a few tourists like ourselves, who were brave enough to venture out in the weather, were enjoying. The park provides an excellent view of the Chicago sky scrapers, which envelop it on three sides. In the center of the park is a large sculpture of a scalene metallic ring that is highly reflective such as to provide a greater panorama of the scenery in a single field of view, revealing the tasteful flirtation of post-Chicago fire 1900s architecture with modern glass and metal skyscrapers. It ALSO just so happened to be a large part of the film Source Code, which I saw with Missy on the very first night of this trip. I couldn't decide which was my favorite shot, so I included them all:



The obligatory self-portrait:



We then crossed the river and proceeded east to the Navy Pier and Lake Michigan, passing many expensive condominiums along the way, about which both my mother (who relentlessly confessed "I do love this city so much more than Philadelphia...") and I fantasized about owning. Progressing finally to the quarter-mile long pier (at which point my mother's poor choice of wearing sitting shoes as opposed to walking shoes, to my typical male annoyance). Much as though the Baltimore Inner Harbor, the pier was adorned with restaurants and shoppes of every price level as well as tour boats on either flank of the pier. Also, unfortunately like the Inner Harbor there was an abundance of chain restaurants, which seem to be quickly reducing every city's waterfront to the same uninspired environment. Still, the Navy Pier had a festive atmosphere, largely due to the Coney Island inspired amusement park in its center. Walking out to the end of the dock I snapped the best shots of the water and the skyline that I could:


Our legs now growing tired, we returned to the hotel and relaxed a bit as we contemplated our next meal. Since we had began the day with authentic Chicago fare of old, we thought it appropriate for our evening meal to be pure modern Chicago. After a few shakes of my Urban Spoon app, we had decided to go for true Chicago style deep dish pizza at local chain Lou Malnati's (which is renowned for defeating Bobbi Flay, whom I despise, in an episode of Throwdown). Only 2 or 3 blocks away, which was the perfect walking distance given our sore feet and legs, the restaurant environment was just as any good casual Italian joint back east, so we were instantly comfortable. Ordering a pizza called The Lou, which was a composition of spinach, mushrooms and fresh tomatoes (in a healthy contrast to the traditional sausage and butter crust) with fresh mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, we were informed that the baking process takes a good 35 minutes, so we got a salad to split. "A salad" is not the best way to describe this family-style heaping bowl which is intended to serve 4-8 (my mom and I thought that the waitress was well underestimating how heavily we eat veggies). This is what arrived after my mother and I had each dished-out two servings:

Complete with Gorgonzola cheese, olive-oil drenched diced tomatoes and crisped salami (salami pan-fried to provide a tasty crunch that well exceeded an bacon bits salad item I had ever enjoyed), we didn't view the excess as a waste, considering the petty $10.95 price. Almost filled on salad, the pizza finally arrived and we quickly made room to tuck-in. From the description you can imagine how the pizza tasted, but I do want to emphasize just how fresh all of the ingredients tasted, which is really what set this meal apart.

After dinner we retreated back to the hotel, where my mother bedded down for the night. After checking the score of game 7 of the Flyers - Sabers playoff series, and finding that the Flyers were winning 3-0 in the second intermission, I fumbled through the channels to find that the hotel did not offer the channel VS. Intent on seeing the end of the game, I adorned my Flyers hoodie and walked around the block in seek of a sports bar which would likely be playing the game on at least one of their TVs. Finding a worthy bar, I walked in to find a swarm of Blackhawks (who defeated the Flyers in the Stanley Cup last year) and Bulls (who are in the NBA playoffs) fans who turned an evil eye to me. Negotiating my way to the back of the bar, I found a small Flyers fan club huddled around a single television broadcasting the game. Watching with glee as the Flyers took the win, we all celebrated in true Flyers fan fashion: high fives to complete strangers and shit-eating grins to naysayers. Minutes after the final buzzer I returned to the hotel and soaked for a few minutes in the hot tub spa before settling into bed for the evening. It had later been brought to my attention that the Blackhawks got knocked out of the playoffs later that night :).

The next morning we awoke to find that the good weather had since passed, and that a cold drizzling day was before us. My mother had purchased tickets to the afternoon's Chicago Cubs game a few weeks earlier, and so we were intent on getting to the stadium regardless of weather. After a breakfast of leftover pizza and certain elements of the hot breakfast offered by the hotel, we were bundled-up and headed to the subway stop one block over, where I coached my mother in the purchase and swiping technique of a metro card (there was a bit of a learning curve but she got it). Less than a dozen stops later we stepped-off the train into the neighborhood appropriately called Wrigleyville. The weather was as of this point holding out, and so we smiled as we approached the legendary stadium. Before entering we decided to walk around the perimeter and take in the environment a bit more, finding sports bars and souvenir shops along our way. Passing by the outfield we first beheld the legendary rooftop seats. For those of you who don't know, Wrigley Field is a small stadium in the middle of the city, so the rooftops of the adjacent townhouses are actually higher than the outfield bleachers and so have excellent views of the game. The owners have all since erected bleachers on their rooftops and begun charging admission to take-in the game from across the street:




After taking a full lap of the stadium, we proceeded to the main entrance immediately behind home plate. Entering Wrigley for the first time, I was absolutely astounded by just how small and quaint it was as compared to any modern stadium. It almost felt as though I was transported back in time to when ballparks were little more than neighborhood parks with a few extra bleachers and hot dog stands to designate the team as a slightly bigger deal than your local little league troop. Walking up and down the halls (which do not wrap all the way around the stadium as any modern stadium does) we grabbed a couple of Old Styles (the home beer of the ballpark, which tastes like any other American piss-lager) we finally emerged at the right field foul line to behold the inside of the stadium, the seating capacity of which well exceeded what I had expected from the halls. We walked through the seat paths to our seats, which were ten rows back behind the center of the Cubs dugout on the third base line. We sat for a moment before I ventured-off to grab a couple of authentic Chicago style hot dogs with which to wash down our beers. Waiting for an hour before the set first-pitch time of 1:20pm the weather was holding-out, but it was announced 10 minutes before game time that the start would be delayed due to "rain in the area." Quickly I snapped this pic:


What do you notice here? The tarp is still down, the training equipment is still out, and there's no players warming-up or running sprints. It is at this point that we realized we had been had. Delayed due to rain in the area!? Play the game until it rains! I should have noticed that they had never intended to start the game, and when it started raining 20 minutes later any glimpse of hope for the game to go on was quickly fading. Nevertheless we did the true Cubs thing to do: we sat in the rain waiting in vain for something good to happen. About an hour later the game was called, and we began ushering ourselves out of the ballpark. Even though we never got to see a single pitch, we had a good time and were able to appreciate what a game at Wrigley is all about: quaint nostalgia and disappointment. Being the poor weather fan I am, this helped me to decide that I am now officially a Cubs fan, and so I bought a faded-blue tee shirt with the 1984 Cubs emblem of a bear cub trying its best to look tough but only looking pathetic in the process:

Soon thereafter we made our way into the subway station amidst a swarming crowd of fellow game patrons with the same idea. We had been smart enough to buy our return passes in advance, so we were able to bypass much of the line and were able to pack ourselves into the very first train as 2 of the last sardines to fill the can to capacity. As the train took-off those of us who had no hand holds flew into one another, but we were so tightly packed that no one flew too far. I saw some distinct discomfort in my Mom's eyes, especially as one punk kid took a swing at his buddy right behind me who was picking on him (fortunately it was a single swing, because that kind of bullshit in a train with plenty of women and kids pisses me the hell off), but with each stop the train began getting a bit more roomy and soon we were at our stop.

Getting back into the hotel, my mom and I both went down to the "fitness center," which was a set of dumbbells and a couple of treadmills. After what could arguably be considered a workout, I hopped in the pool and then hot tub before coming back up to the room and getting ready for dinner. After much deliberation, it was decided that we should pursue a cuisine decidedly un-Chicago in order to add some balance or contrast to the past few days of food. We found a highly reviewed Indian restaurant not two blocks from the hotel and went on in. After analyzing an almost overwhelmingly large menu, we ordered an appetizer, two entrees and an order of tandoori vegetables, all to split. So far as Indian goes, the dishes didn't break any new ground, but the complementary naan served with masala for dipping was a cool Indian interpretation of the typical bread and olive oil presentation you might find in western cuisine. All of the food was fresh and well seasoned, and it was all together a bountiful and well balanced meal.

After dinner we returned back to the hotel where my mom retired for the night. Not quite ready to resign to the same, I went back to the fitness center for another workout and then one final dip in the hot tub. Getting back to the room I had the difficult decision of whether to stay in and blog the night away, or to go out one last time while I'm in civilization. After a little deliberation, I hopped in the shower and got ready to go out.

Walking outside with little to no direction, I realized that I had seen no bars in all of my time in the area that qualify as an establishment to which I would go were I at home. Everything was so expensive and bourgeois, so much so that I needed to find a good local dive. As I walk a few blocks away from the tallest of buildings (I had figured this would bring me away from the class and tourism and into the bar neighborhoods). Several blocks later I still saw no signs of Chicago underlife, as the restaurants were still swamped with suits and money. I may enjoy a little taste of high society here and again, but deep down I'm a grungy metalhead skater boy who uses his brains to maintain employment so that I don't need to worry about my next paycheck while enjoying the fruits of my culture. I was quite discouraged by the sights, and so I just kept walking. I don't know just how far I walked, but if the best way to measure distance in a city is the number of Starbucks' passed, then the answer is 5 (6 if you count Barnes and Noble). Finally I came to a small pub called Bootleggers across the street from a strip club. PERFECT!

The place wasn't very busy, but they poured a decent Guinness and the young bartender talked to me as though interested in what I was saying, so I had a good time (plus over the course of 2 beers she "bought" me three shots of Jameson's). Apparently the people who go into non-college town dive bars on weekdays are people having affairs, so the people watching was fantastic! After about 2 hours I thanked my bartender, left a $10 on my $7 bill (you know, for the free shots) and hailed a cab to take me back to the hotel.

The next morning we woke up early to grab a quick breakfast (including the leftover Indian) and had the valet bring my car around. My mom and the valet were quite impressed to see how I crammed all of our bags into the car (making room for a passenger for the first time this trip). Soon I had taken us out of Chicago and into Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, a small ski resort town in which my family will having a reunion this August, in order for her to see the sights of a town she once enjoyed and to survey the area (I am very pleased to find that they have a skate park in town). We had a quick brunch and then were back on the road towards the Russell family house in Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin!

As I am currently in Fort (as we call it) and wish to have one complete entry for my visit, I'll leave the entry at that for the moment and publish a new one tomorrow. Sorry for the delay, but thanks for reading!

Stay posted!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Days 18-19 - An Easter feaster, corn, and corn

Current location: Davenport, Iowa
Time / distance traveled since last post: About 12 hours, about 850 miles
Total time / distance traveled: About 88 hours, about 5850 miles


I write to you tonight from my bargain hotel room in Davenport, Iowa, for what will be my last night west of the Mississippi River for this trip (I am currently just under 10 miles from crossing the Mississippi into Illinois). It's been a loooong day of uneventful driving, so this post is going to be a very short one.

My last post came right before heading over to my Aunt Lolly and Uncle Jim's house in the Columbine neighborhood of Colorado (yes, THE Columbine) for Easter dinner. In attendance were my cousins Mark and Molly, my Aunt Eileen and Uncle Clay/Bruce/Whatever his name is this week, and of course the hosts themselves, Aunt Lolly and Uncle Jim (also present was Tanner, who just may be my favorite dog of all time, and I believe 3 cats, but I may have miscounted). Sitting down to good wine and hors d'oeuvres (an offering of savory jalapeno poppers with the much appreciated raw veggies with curried yogurt dip for the health-conscious like myself) we conversed and reminisced of family, friends and the sort. The main course for dinner was a delectable Jones ham, which comes from a farm in the greater Russell home town of Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin, that was carved impeccably by yours truly, if I may say so myself (I just quit my job of 3 years in which I was essentially cutting meat with much finer precision, so I had better done a good job!). Accompanying the salted piggy wer a casserole of sweet potatoes (a favorite of mine, particularly appreciated given my lack of beta-carotene sources on this trip) adorned with walnuts et. al., and freshly steamed asparagus, served with just a squeeze of lemon juice. So maybe there was also supposed to be an apple salad that I negligently left on the Parker Russell's kitchen counter... I suppose that one will go down as a mystery. Nevertheless, I can't put into words just how excellent two delicious and nutritious home-cooked dinners in a row can make you feel after you've been on the road for 18 days eating at truck stops and burrito joints (not that I would ever bash the burrito as a viable food group).

After dinner we sat down to a pot of green tea, a tasty and refreshing desert of chocolate covered strawberries (courtesy of Aunt Eileen), and of course a good old fashioned cut-throat family game of Oh Hell. I've never met a non-Russell who is familiar with the card game, but also have never seen someone learn the game who did not soon thereafter become a bloodthirsty card-wielding predator. Oh Hell can best be described as a hybridization of Hearts rules with bidding somewhat similar to Bridge, but it's every man or woman to his or her self. I was very happy to have won the game in an astonishing display of cunning wit (save the modesty; there's no room for that in this game), which brought the night to a conclusion. Saying farewell to my cousins and previous night's hosting Aunt and Uncle, I retired to the guest room for the evening's slumber.

Over the course of this trip I have been so fortunate as to have been offered unprecedented hospitality by noble friends, family, and the occasional perfect stranger, all of whom I thank endlessly and offer whatever services I may provide in the future as tokens of my gratitude. This notwithstanding, my Aunt Lolly's guest quarters (and Uncle Jim's, though for some reason I seem to presume that the subtle feminine touches were not predominantly his own) warrant AT LEAST a 4 star hotel rating. Not only was the very large room with attached guest bathroom all beach-themed (no matter where you're traveling, the beach theme just seems to put you at ease), but comes complete with a custom basket of in-case-you-forgot toiletries and A KEURIG SINGLE-CUP COFFEE MACHINE COMPLETE WITH COFFEE, DECAF, HALF-CAF, HOT COCOA AND GREEN TEA!?! Auntie (and Uncle), you truly have outdone yourselves. If ever this couple should start a bed and breakfast chain, I will rate it very favorably and recommend to all of my friends.

I awoke at around 8:30am, took a shower, got dressed, made a cup of green tea (which I could do... with my Keurig machine... that was in my guest room... all for me...) and went down to meet my Aunt and Uncle, who had ready for me a delicious hot breakfast cleverly composed of ingredients from the previous night's meal (vegetable egg scramble, sweet potato pancakes and ham, of course). Not wanting to leave, I reluctantly packed my car as the good Uncle added some oil to my car's tank (almost 3000 miles since my last oil change my oil was still quite clean due to the short time period and almost exclusive highway driving, so my sources had agreed that I could wait until tomorrow morning for a full change). Hugging my Aunt and Uncle goodbye, I was off by 10:30am, headed east until I couldn't head east no more!

Let me just say that the plain states are very aptly named, as over the course of over 850 miles of driving in the rain it has been my pleasure to behold so many fields of corn and so many cows that I almost began crossing my fingers for a tornado, if just to break-up the monotony. Imagine, if you will, beholding only this specific combination of flora and fauna for three grueling hours, and THEN you get into Nebraska... Never again will I underestimate just how underwhelming eastern Colorado can be. Driving through Nebraska I stopped for one final burrito on this trip (I presume it will at least be one of the last 5) at a Taco John's, which can best be described as Taco Bell that serves everything with a side of tater tots. Yeahhhh bad call. After beholding the roughly two buildings that make up Lincoln and Omaha, I was in Iowa. Disappointed to find that Iowa was much of the same (though roughly double the population, which says very little, and a chain of gas stations with the double-take worthy name of "Kum-n-Go") and that there weren't hoards of kids wearing Slipknot shirts, I blitzed through the bulk of the state. My Arizona hostess, Crystal, in her unending kick-assitude, had arranged for me a place to crash with her Aunt and Uncle just outside of Des Moines, which is in the west-center of the state. It was my utmost displeasure to have to decline this offer at the last minute, as I had been running numbers with regards to my deadline to arrive in Chicago (in order to meet a special guest traveler, whom I will introduce in my next post) and my necessitated departure time from Des Moines, which considering rush-hour traffic in the route (about which my Uncle had just warned me) would be around 4:00am. It was very tough for me to do, especially since if Crystal's relatives are a fraction as cool as her I would have had a much more pleasant evening, but I continued on past Des Moines for three hours before shacking-up here in Davenport.


Alas I must close this post so that I may sleep and awaken early tomorrow for my final haul to and first day in Chicago. Keep posted!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Days 16 (part 2) - 17 - Making mountains out of mole hills, going to where it all began, and family matters

Current location: Parker, Colorado
Time / distance traveled since last post: About 3 hours, about 175 miles
Total time / distance traveled: About 76 hours, about 5000 miles







I write to you today from the living room of my Uncle Clay/Bruce (all of the males in this family go by at least two names for some reason) and Aunt Eileen's home in Parker, Colorado, where we are currently watching the Rockies in an Easter Sunday pitching duel against the Marlins. Though historically the Rocks have been a rubbish team, they're currently the leading team in baseball so Colorado is pretty excited considering that the Nuggets are down 3-0 in the playoffs.

So I left my last post off with my departure from Downtown Las Vegas at about noon on Thursday, riding northeast towards the sizable Russell flock in the greater Denver area. The total drive was projected to be 12 hours plus a time zone change, making my ETA (presuming absolutely no stopping) 1:00am. Thinking that far too late to bother the family, it had been my plan to drive until I just couldn't drive any more, stopping whenever I felt so inclined. My research of the route promised that I would be driving through many scenic areas with mesas, mountains and national forests to boot, but no noteworthy stops along the way (since I had no intentions of either camping or skiing). I more or less just resigned myself to a good long day of driving.

Driving out of Las Vegas I found that the city ended just as abruptly as it had began, emptying into a vast, vacant desert. One impressive sight was the most geometrically perfect mesa I had seen on this trip:


About 50 miles down the road I found myself approaching the Nevada/Arizona state line, finding yet another decoy batch of casinos at the borderline. Soon I found myself back in Arizona, except this time north of the Colorado river and Grand Canyon. Little did I know that this short chip-off-of-the-corner stretch of Arizona would provide such sights. I was on the phone with my mom when I lost service as I found myself in a natural pass through towering rock formations on either side. I took tons of pics across this 20 mile stretch, so here are some of my favorites:



Note how you can see the strata from the eons of rock formation, and then at some point they are jacked into irregular acute angles with the horizon (seismic activity, plate shifting, etc.).









Pretty cool! After the road opened back up I crossed into Utah and stopped for gas (just to say that I set foot in Utah, since I wasn't sure if my layover in Salt Lake City last year really counted). After adding some ice to the cooler, I was back on the road through some 350 miles of Utah, the first 200 or so were desert and cows. Still, took some pics as I crossed into a thunderstorm:





After I had cleared the path of the storm, my route took me onto the very beginning of none other than I-70 (which, if you didn't know, runs all the way from Utah to good old Baltimore). I-70 began with a mountain range that slowly took me out of the desert and into the snow-capped peaks before settling back down into the desert, which now offered a gorgeous elevated view of the mesas of the southwest:









Here's a great drive-through video in eastern Utah, because the pictures really can't begin to do justice to the environment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOwtpjr-A0

Soon thereafter I found myself crossing into Colorado. I was amused to find that even though the state line between Colorado and Utah were drawn somewhat arbitrarily with a ruler and a time limit, as soon as I crossed into Colorado I began seeing foliage again, enabled no doubt by the Colorado River. The sun was now setting and I was growing hungry, so I stopped for refueling and dinner (a burrito, of course) somewhere a few miles past the state line. Getting back onto the road it was now dark, and finding that I was running ahead of time (could have been in Denver by 12:30) had to make the call of whether to drive-on into the night or crash somewhere for the night. I drove for about an hour as I deliberated, and decided finally to get a motel upon arriving in Glenwood Springs (though I could have kept going, my family had encouraged me to wait until daylight to drive through the mountains so that I could admire the scenery).

This turned out to be a good call, as when I retired for the night I only knew the I was in a small town, the lights of which were the first thing I had seen other than the road 100 feet in front of me for some 50 miles. Upon walking out of my motel room in the morning, I was pleasantly surprised to have this view:

Kirk had warned me (and I have since found this to be true) that the people Colorado are very, VERY proud of having the only TRUE mountains in the country (Kirk has since informed me that Washington state has Colorado beat, but don't tell anyone!). Prideful as they may be, the mountains were damned impressive. Within the first 10 minutes of my 150 mile drive into Denver that morning I saw two wild rams sidestepping along the side of one of the mountains, just feet away from the road. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get any snapshots of the animals on the high-speed interstate, but it is very cool to say that I can add rams to the list of animals which I have seen in the wild (seals have also been added to that list during this road trip). The next mountain town I encountered was Edwards, Colorado, where I stopped for a coffee (at a Starbucks that DOES NOT offer free WiFi... ripoff). I very much enjoyed the quaint, sort of ritzy atmosphere of this mountain town and can totally picture myself on a snowboarding vacation in the Rockies some day (pending that my lifestyle is comfortable enough that I can do that). Getting back on the road I found that a new ski resort and mountain can be found every five minutes, and that in contrast to the "mountains" of the east, it looks like you can actually enjoy a good 10-15 minute run before getting to the bottom. Here's some of the pics I took in the mountains:





Right before going through the Eisenhower Tunnel (the construction of which I remember was the subject of a Discovery Channel special that I once enjoyed, back when the Discovery Channel played interesting educational programming) I found myself at the altitude of over 11,000ft (that's almost 2 miles high, folks). Needless to say, I did a lot of coasting down to the mile-high Denver (and successfully held my breath through the whole tunnel). Eventually I found myself coasting out of the binds of the mountains into the immense valley in which Denver and its surrounding cities lay. My first impression of the city was that it seemed heavily residential, and that it gives the small-town feel that even when in the center of the city you don't feel totally overwhelmed by the activity surrounding you. This reminded me a lot of Phoenix and Albuquerque in that respect.

Finally arriving in Denver around 1pm, I was very hungry, and so my first stop was for food. Since Chipotle is renowned for spawning my not-so-secret burrito obsession, I thought it my duty to go to where it all began:





That, my friends, is the original Chipotle on Evans Street, right by the University of Denver campus. Being such a big deal to me, I expected that the restaurant would be the most decked-out location in the whole chain, and that it would be swarmed with locals and other tourist. Alas, this was not the case. I found free street side parking right around the corner on a residential street which appeared as though largely college housing. Making my way inside I found that not only was the restaurant less than half the size of the locations we have back east, but there were only three other customers in there at lunch time! Still, I was very excited and went up to the counter to order my trademark combination: Chicken burrito with black beans, pico de gallo, corn salsa and guacamole (combined with a drink for $10.05-10.12 depending on local sales tax). The friendly cashier then threw me a curveball that entirely knocked me off of my game: "White or brown rice?"

"... EXCUSE ME!?"

Apparently Chipotle is testing their brown rice menu option in only 4 Denver locations, which if successful could go national within a year. I don't know if you will all understand just how exciting this is to me, because one of the only things holding Chipotle back from being a perfectly acceptable health food (save for the high sodium in the beans and the saturated fat in the sour cream, which I do not add to my burrito) is the white rice. I LOVE brown rice, which has much higher compositions of dietary fiber and protein than its white counterpart, and was overjoyed to find that it only improves the taste (though the difference is only subtle) of the final product, since it is prepared with lime juice and cilantro just like the white rice, adding a little nuttiness to the mix. While chowing-down on this delicious feast, I took a quick covert video of the inside of the restaurant so that you can see how tiny it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR8uv534eeM

After lunch I went to a local coffee house and WiFi hotspot in order to finish my last post about my Vegas trip. Finally, I met-up with my cousin Molly in her Denver condo. After catching-up a bit, we went on a bit of a driving tour of the city, passing by a local concert venue where I saw that Deftones just so happened to be performing that night (it was sold out, so no I did not go). On our tour I got to see the various stadiums of Denver, including the Pepsi Center ("The Can"), where my Western Conference favorite Colorado Avalanche play. Molly showed me her personal favorite landmark, which is a bizarre, random sculpture of a big blue bear seemingly looking into the local convention center. I didn't get to snap a photo myself, but here's the handiwork of another young photographer who was equally puzzled about the piece: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ethomsen/148894381/

Molly took me to dinner at a local favorite dive bar which is humorously located in the middle of an exceptionally gentrified strip of high-class restaurants, serving as a sort of refreshing eyesore amidst the class and sophistication of its surroundings. Spending the remainder of the night reminiscing about the Russell family and our hilarious quirks and trends, we soon went back to Molly's place where I played with her puppy, Tabby, before crashing on her couch for the night.

The following morning the whole family was set to meet for lunch at a burger joint in one of the southern suburbs of Denver. Waking up at 9:30, I sprinted out the door and drove to the closest Planet Fitness, which while only 10 miles away took 25 minutes to reach (which seems to be an ongoing trend of this city). After a quick workout and shower, I drove to my Aunt Eileen and Uncle CB's house in the suburb of Parker, CO. After some warm hellos, I saw my cousin Mark coming down the steps with his daughter (my first cousin once-removed) whom I was meeting for the very first time. Upon explaining to the absolutely adorable Isabel that I was her daddy's cousin, she looked quizzically at me for a moment before smiling and leaning-in, arms outstretched for a big hug. Now THAT was adorable!

I rode with Mark, Isabel, and the young Kayden, whom he was babysitting for the day, to the meeting-spot for lunch. During the ride I was absolutely astounded by the intelligence and advanced articulation of Isabel, who isn't even three years old yet! I was totally blown away. I was then blown away once again to find that we were taking the kids to lunch with the rest of the family... at a biker bar? It seemed a strange call, especially coming from my Aunt Lolly who had suggested the place, but evidently Bud's Bar has become somewhat of a local legend for its hamburgers, which are literally the only item on the menu. Nevertheless, we found the "waitstaff" was very sweet, bringing out a booster seat for Isabel and making the kids some grilled cheese sandwiches, deviating from the one-line menu. Still, the burger was tasty and the company was right, so we all had a good time.

Returning back to Clay and Eileen's house, I promptly laid down in the guest room and passed-out. I was curious as to why I was feeling so tired and sluggish, and the family soon explained that it is a typical adaptive response to live at the high altitude. I slept all the way until cocktail hour, upon which I woke-up to a homemade margarita (if the Russell men are good at one thing, which is a huge conditional statement, it is tending bar). For hours we laughed and drank before sitting down to a delicious fajita dinner prepared by the loving Aunt Eileen. Later settling onto the couch to watch Saturday Night Live (which considering the time zone comes on rather early out here), we all grew sleepy and retired for the evening.

This morning I awoke to a tasty breakfast complete with strong black coffee and orange juice, and we are all now preparing to head on over to my Aunt Lolly's for Easter Dinner. Tomorrow I leave early in the morning to drive the next eastward leg of the journey, so stay posted to find out where I am!