Before I go, here's a short list of the supplies I'm taking with me:
- Clothes (all folded in my laundry basket, because I never got out of that)
- Extra shoes & flip flops (because feet happen)
- Laptop (for blogging)
- New-school AND old-school skateboards (in case I get indicted for a case of getting vertical in the first degree)
- Helmet and pads (you never know which parks do and don't require them)
- Acoustic electric guitar (in case of open-mic nights and the need to swoon to earn my keep)
- Electric guitar (in case I am actually so inclined as to try and impress anyone)
- 20 watt Marshall practice amp (for use with the above)
- Effects pedals & cables
- Trash can w/ extra bags (for trash and the occasional roadside dookie)
- Sleeping bag, extra blanket & pillows (for couch crashing/sleeping in my car)
- Flathead shovel (some men rely on Swiss Army Knives, some Leatherman multi-tools, I use a fucking shovel)
Costco:
- 2 cases Nestle Quik (my economy workout supplement)
- 2 cases Kirkland brand Protein Shakes (my economy food, which should help this "eat-every-two-hours" lad to minimize the need to waste money on food when there's nothing good around anyway
- 1 case bottled water (for getting trapped in Death Valley)
- 1 loaf 12 grain bread (Jeff Russell proudly supports Arnold Breads) to help make sure that I poop regularly
- 2 jars natural peanut butter (since PB sandwiches have been my breakfast for the past year, why change that now?)
- Dried cherries (for the antioxidants, of course)
- Toiletries, toiletries, toiletries
- Hand sanitizer
- Almonds, cocoa roasted almonds, and lots of them (for mixing with the dried cherries... duh!)
- Multivitamin packs (hopefully this will prevent my frugality in food purchases from leading to any dietary deficiencies...)
- Fish oils (OMEGA-3 baby!)
No sawed off shotgun in case of zombie infestation?
ReplyDelete(Or is that just another use for the shovel?)